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Saturday, May 12th, 2012

SUGI

I hate it when these Separatists flake on us.

Posted by SUGI

I hate it when these Separatists flake on us.

"Got slowed down by an ambush near Dantooine that left us needing to rebuild our engine out of whatever pieces we could find behind the couch, but here we are now. Exactly where the client told us to meet him.

So where is he?

I hate it when these Separatists flake on us. I’d much rather work for goofy villagers. Or Wookiees. Or anybody who doesn’t laugh maniacally when they tell you what the job’s all about.

Still, work is work. And bricks are bricks. And I’ve got an assault gunship in desperate need of repairs and some TLC.

Still, I’m giving that cyborg just five more minutes to get here, and then we’re turning around and going home.

CURRENT MOOD: All business"

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Saturday, May 5th, 2012

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

It’s not easy to build these things without instructions.

Posted by ANAKIN SKYWALKER

It’s not easy to build these things without instructions.

"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my smartest idea ever, but this is MY vacation and I’m going to have some fun.

Sure, this cobbled-together Podracer we’ve built may not look like much, but check out those engines! So what if they didn’t leave me with many bricks to put into the
driver’s pod itself?

Whoops, try to get that piece back into place, would you, trooper? It’s not easy to build these things without instructions. The Jawas? No, all they’re selling is used
Sandcrawler manuals this week.

Stop complaining back there! You should feel lucky I let you ride along in the pod. Your driver just happens to be the only human ever to win the Boonta Eve Classic, you know.

… YES, I built in seatbelts.

Finish line’s coming up fast, guys! Hold on tight!

CURRENT MOOD: Zoom!"

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